In the immortal words of Yogi Berra, “This is déjà vu all over again.”
Today Annie Linskey reported in the Baltimore Sun that former governor (and my ex-boss) Bob Ehrlich has landed at the Washington, D.C. office of an international law firm, King and Spalding, where he will serve as “Special Counsel.”
It made me think back to almost exactly four years ago, when Ehrlich announced he had been hired by North Carolina firm Womble Carlyle Sandridge and Rice.
I felt Ehrlich was a good hire then, and I think he’s a good hire now.
As a former governor he brings a certain degree of cache to the firm. What’s more, as a former GOP congressman, he has a lot of friends with gavels on the Republican side of Capitol Hill. These connections will certainly be useful to his new employer and clients.
The next portion of Ms. Linskey’s story presented me with the darker side of déjà vu.
“Long-time Ehrlich aide Greg Massoni will also work for the firm,” she writes. “He will be in the communications shop. Ehrlich said there could be additional announcements about other aides shortly.”
Given the challenges posed by the current economy, I'm not completely unsympathetic to the plight of a fiftysomething father of four without a college degree trying to find steady work.
Given the challenges posed by the current economy, I'm not completely unsympathetic to the plight of a fiftysomething father of four without a college degree trying to find steady work.
Still, I’m genuinely curious as to what responsibilities the folks at King and Spalding will bestow upon Massoni, a man my friend Joe Steffen famously once called the “highest paid umbrella holder in the history of Maryland State Government.”
An experienced TV producer, Massoni had no background in strategic public relations before joining the Ehrlich Administration. According to his biography at the Womble Carlyle website, his sole listed responsibility there was serving as a “co-author” of the firm’s strategic communications blog, “Wag the Dog.” But a review of all blog entries dating back to June 2008 reveals that none contained his byline.
Hopefully the new firm will allow him to develop his talents beyond his historic role as Ehrlich’s Sancho Panza. Otherwise, we all know how much law firms like paying big bucks to non-lawyers who stand around doing nothing.
Four years ago, some of my friends – fellow expatriates of Ehrlich world – found it puzzling that the partners of a Democratically-leaning North Carolina firm would allow Ehrlich to bring so many well-paid non-lawyers like the redoubtable Massoni with him. So, it surprises me that another firm might be allowing them to do the same thing again. An experienced TV producer, Massoni had no background in strategic public relations before joining the Ehrlich Administration. According to his biography at the Womble Carlyle website, his sole listed responsibility there was serving as a “co-author” of the firm’s strategic communications blog, “Wag the Dog.” But a review of all blog entries dating back to June 2008 reveals that none contained his byline.
Hopefully the new firm will allow him to develop his talents beyond his historic role as Ehrlich’s Sancho Panza. Otherwise, we all know how much law firms like paying big bucks to non-lawyers who stand around doing nothing.
After all, the crisis communications venture they tried to launch at Womble crumbled. And, the campaign they abandoned it for ended in humiliation and scandal.
But that’s not what disappoints me about this déjà vu situation. What disappoints me is how some of my former colleagues are stubbornly refusing to leave the Ehrlich all you can grab buffet.
Some would seemingly prefer to continue leveraging Ehrlich’s considerable generosity and largesse for their own personal enrichment, rather than stand on their own professional feet - or feats.
Some would seemingly prefer to continue leveraging Ehrlich’s considerable generosity and largesse for their own personal enrichment, rather than stand on their own professional feet - or feats.
Every political job is temporary. Win or lose, it always comes to an end. And when it does, more often than not, you resume the career you had before the political odyssey began.
That’s what I had to do. That’s what almost everyone else in Ehrlich world did when the administration ended in 2007.
But we did it. We stuck our resumes out there and competed for jobs like everyone else. And when we succeeded, it was because of our own efforts and credentials and not because we left it to someone else to take care of us yet again.
Mike Deaver didn’t take a position in Ronald Reagan's post-presidential office in Century City. James Baker didn’t trail George H. W. Bush back to Kennebunkport. And James Carville isn't sitting down the hall from Bill Clinton up in Harlem.
When the ride is over, it’s over. Clinging to the gravy train, especially after it has derailed, lacks nobility, dignity, and class.
Ehrlich was a very positive force in my professional life, and I am grateful for the experiences I acquired by working with him. But it’s time for all of us who worked for him to stand on who we are, not who we were.
Just because your host is too polite to tell you the party is over does not mean you shouldn’t go home anyway.
The ride is over, gentlemen. And, by all accounts, it was a pretty good one.
Leave the man be.